星期一, 四月 04, 2011

又是慎終追遠的清明

清明,是要让子孙们慎终追远,这绝不是迷信!绝对不是!

无论您信奉任何宗教,都无阻你“慎终追远”。清明决不是在让您崇拜祖先!

对,有些人烧纸钱,摆祭品,烧香敬礼等等。那是形式而已,你如不是道教徒,也能用您自己的形式来“慎终追远”。要知道,有些奇人看到的是无数非您祖先的鬼魂来吸食那些金纸或祭品的“味道”。

是故,慎终追远,是清明要义。要您对祖先感恩。要您莫做了辱了祖先名义的事。

清明绝对是中华文化又一大精髓。谢谢您继续“庆祝”清明。

Compilation of supernatural TRUE incidents

1) Everyday he sees 'micro' things such as bacteria or virus. That's why he could not eat anything. He is becoming more and more skinny.

2) While she was still young, she was staying in a palm estate. She always saw a flying object with human face smiling at her at home. The 'thing' did not harm her, instead IT would just flew away in smoke form.

3) He was sleeping at that abandoned house. He chose that house rather than hotel because the house was located within the school's compound, the place where he worked. In the midnight, strange foot-steps sound awakened him and the sound went off very soon. Luckily the foot-steps were actually going towards the other direction than his room. The subsequent 2 weeks he was awakened by that sound every night.

4) He was carrying joss sticks to the graveyard from home. He noticed there was one empty slot. There is one big tree beside that piece of land. He approached the land and he was shivering suddenly. Immediately he knew this was what his late mom wanted. He quickily kneed down on the ground and asked his sister to flip 2 coins for 3 times and the coins showed the same side 3 times in a row! Hence decision made.

5) The x day at his mom's funeral, he 'saw' a monk with long black beard, in white frock, carrying his mom gently, rising obliquely high up to the sky.

6) He was resting on his sofa. Then his friend showed up in front of him. "Friend, i am here to bid farewell to you, take care", his friend said. Then he awoke. It happened so fast that as if the communication channel for two of them was brainwave! Two week later, he got a news that his friend had passed away.

7) He was driving. Out of a sudden he 'saw' one huge Buddha status dropping on him. Then nothing happened. The next day, after his car passing along a long winding cliff road, he finally reached his destination. He then took a nap. Loud noise awakened him. Oh, his car's tyres got punctured.

8) "In the name of the Lord, i command you to leave her body now!" He shouted. Then he saw a toad jumping out from the lady's mouth and she started crawling on the ground like a snake. He kicked the lady non stop till she became conscious again.

9) One by one he forced em out saying "please let go and leave...". Some of em were crying like baby. Some of em refused to surrender and leave. Some of them got "enlightened" and left. Those who left kept thanking him. So you can hear she said "Thank you, Thank you" again and again. Each "Thank you" represents one of em.

星期六, 四月 02, 2011

又是黑心食品!

中国要沉沦了吗?怎么堕落的迹象这么多,发生得这么频繁。另一端的日本人,繼承唐文化,表現優秀,修養超群,這種修養在大災難中愈發難得,顯得愈發耀眼。

毒牛奶、毒油、毒鸡蛋、等等等,什么食品都能沾上“毒”,中国人的创意不可轻视。

之后还会有“毒”什么的?吃多了下一代基因更好吧?毒吃多了身体也适应了变得百毒不侵,以后世上无毒可毒杀中国人了!

那些无辜的孩子毒死几个无所谓,正所谓适者生存,能在“毒”环境生长的孩子大概就是中国明日的希望了。已经练就一身“毒”抗体,有谁能比他们“毒”呢?

继续毒下去吧!向“钱”看吧最终“毒”死在铜臭之毒!

星期四, 三月 31, 2011

懷念“正宗”華文



人類生活復雜,心理生理,備受干擾,故多患失眠。。。


以上廣告,句句讀來順口,句句頭頭是道,條理分明,一目了然,此方為正统“華文“,合乎章法。

星期五, 三月 25, 2011

巫统政府,八方灭华!

今天上班大迟到!进了公司没多久就被某某高层抓来讨论项目进展,说什么客户投诉之前该做好的都没做好!听到还真泄气,之前可是千辛万苦集合众人之力熬夜加班方才顶上让客户测试的!当时那位高层赶着前往客户处与客户高层开会讨论种种问题,想是中枪中到怕了,忙拉我前去救火。老板也没办法批准了,客户至上啊!

我与在客户处附近工作的友人吃了午餐后,就拿着家伙去“救火”了!与客户交谈一番后方才知道一切皆是沟通失误所致,真是害吾瞎紧张也!高兴得太早,后头竟有好戏!测试几轮后某些隐藏的问题渐渐浮现,我也频频冒冷汗了,那些问题可是我们设计上所无法解决的啊!当然我有法宝在身,这些问题可是客户之前所没提到的,他们没说要,我们当然不能自作聪明加给他们咯!

客户坚持他们曾经在某某会议提出此事。哇记忆还真棒!我大概不在那个会议吧!公司高层也没法,毕竟当初参与会议者竟没记录重点在案,什么记录文件也没有,我们只好做哑巴!

客户有位助手与吾年龄相当,交谈蛮多。他貌似华裔,拉丁字母名字前却有个穆斯林名字。某个星期五他赶着去清真寺做礼拜,当时我已确定他为穆斯林。今天趁机问了他种种之前想问却没机会问的问题。

“你是穆斯林吧?”
“是的”
“你怎么还有中文名的?在马来西亚很罕见哦,你身份证上也打印着中文名拉丁译音吗?”
“是啊,我身份证上确实是印着中文名”(此时他拿出身份证让我看)
“你母亲~”
“是马来人。”
“那你是土著咯?”
“可惜不是哦”
“嚇?”
“很奇怪吧,我不是土著,皆因我还保留着中文名,是我婆婆坚持的!那些政府官员往往看到中文名就把我列为非土著!你知道的啦,这个国家~”
“嗯,那你下一代哩?”
“和我一样啊!都是非土著。除非我放弃中文名吧,就有机会被当作土著。很多中途皈依的穆斯林都这样做的,他们选择取了全新的阿拉伯名字,以得到土著政策的特权利益。”
“哇,华裔男人这样吃亏啊,那么华裔女人嫁给马来人才能当土著咯?他们的后代都是土著咯?”
“是啊!我看华裔男人娶了马来妹就甭想当土著了。”
“马来西亚,真的能啊!”

以上种种,在在说明,巫统政府,种族歧视,无良制度,八方灭华!同化政策,阴魂不灭,宁可降格,也不师华!若君欲见,极腐政府,极烂官员,恭请光临,马来西亚!

星期一, 三月 21, 2011

祝文例子示範



今年的大年初一前往利民達陳氏公會,拍下了這張祝文

何谓祝文?“古代祭祀神鬼或祖先的文辞。”

全篇以“维”起始。

敢昭告于,这里的“敢”,大概是谦词,自言冒昧。

“卜居”意为“选择居住”。

穆穆雍雍解释如下:雍雍乃和谐融洽貌;穆穆乃形容举止端庄。

神其来格能解释为,到来吧,神灵!

馨香祷祝:虔诚地求神拜佛、祈祷祝愿。

尚飨:希望死者来享用祭品。